Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Cannon litany

Overheard at GM service department waiting room:

I wanted both hip replacements at the same time but my doctor said it would be too debilitating. I guess he went to school, he should know...

When I had my operation, II had to go to a nursing home because no one could take care of me at home.

I had a knee replacement, but it felt better immediately.....

My daughter is a policeman in Las Vegas. she's figuring out it's probably not for her. You'd think she'd figure that out in school.

In other news, archeologists find Jesus' village. Could it be his home? Just think, these are the buildings Jesus passed in the street when he was a boy. and the stone dishes were obviously Jewish. They could have been used by Jesus.

I don't know about this global warming. I mean what caused the glaciers? Bows & arrow aimed at the sky?

(on cell phone) Hi, baby. I'm getting my wife's Cadillac serviced, then going home. I'll see you later.

a good three hours were had by all.

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